1: If you came to the school and saw the students running around like the boys in “Lord of the Flies,” what would you do?

I would immediately sit down with my laptop to start crafting a summary with the home office in Bovina, N.Y.

2: You’re starting a rap group, but you need members and a name. What is the name and who are your top 3 picks for members?

Yankee Four, abbreviated to Y-4, and the members are my wife and my two children.

3: Who is your favorite dead president?

James Madison because he is overlooked and I would love to talk to him about the constitution.

4: What subject did you struggle with the most in school?

Math in all of its forms.

5: If you could open any type of store with anyone, dead or alive, what type of store would it be and who would be your business partner?

A haberdashery with a young Harry Truman.