Harrison Schutt Q & A
Photo: Taylor Owens
1. Why aren’t blueberries blue on the inside?
A: Because of their lack of respect.
2. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
A: First off, if a person doesn’t eat the fortune cookie correctly, the fortune won’t come true. You have to eat the whole cookie (wrapper included), read your fortune, then eat the fortune for it to even be able to come true. At this point you’ve got a window of roughly 10 seconds to 300 years for your fortune to come true.
3. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?
A: I would continue working on my organic farm. If we’ve destroyed all our land at that point and it’s not an option, I would get good at the saxophone and head an Afro-punk electro jazz band. It would revolutionize the music world.
4. Mountains or the beach? A view, or the TV?
A: Definitely a mountain view. You will always remember your best view or best day in the mountains, not your best day of TV.
5. What music are you listening to right now?
A: Letterbox by Pickwick. But let me just recommend throwing on a little Simon and Garfunkel’s greatest hits before your next nap. Each 20 minutes of that nap will cover an hour of lost sleep.