The Lodge

Iona Yates
Since Halle Berry frequently stars as unique, mysterious women in movies, it’s no surprise she would play Iona Yates in the movie of her life. Obvious upon first introduction, Iona is not your typical high school girl. Given the chance to travel anywhere in the world, she would want to visit Pompeii. Similar to Iona’s personality, Pompeii was known for its grace, intelligence, and mystery. If she could relive any historic event in history, it would be the unveiling of the finished Great Pyramid of Giza. Though she is fascinated with ancient civilizations, she is happy to be living in this time period. If she could change something about the current world, it would be to erase the banana from existence. Iona loathes both the weirdly shaped, yellow fruit and growing up, which is her worse fear. Iona’s spirit animal would be the platypus, since “no one ever talks about them” and they are “mysterious,” just like her. Let’s hope that every newspaper article is as interesting as Iona herself.

Iona Yates, Entertainment Editor

May 16, 2017
Making melodies (Story)
Feb 14, 2017
Up-to-date (Story)
Nov 18, 2016
A whale of a time (Story/Media)
Nov 16, 2016
The race to finish SIS (Media)
Oct 04, 2016
Homecoming dance wraps up spirit week (Story)
Sep 29, 2016
Hard Day’s Night (Story)
Aug 31, 2016
The Gryphons show their spirited sides (Story)
May 25, 2016
Imaginary meat at Imagine Vegan Café (Story)
May 20, 2016
Yes, Tyler the Creator, “Zootopia” IS about black people (Story)
Mar 03, 2016
I saved animals for a week (Story/Media)
Mar 03, 2016
5 Questions With Amelia Griffin (Story/Media)
Feb 02, 2016
Gryphons ball against Christian Brothers High School (Story)
Dec 22, 2015
12 things to do in Memphis this Christmas (Story)
Nov 11, 2015
Ultimate frisbee team flies into St. George’s (Media)
Nov 03, 2015
Halloween meets history (Story/Media)
Dec 02, 2014
Expentoomuch money on this movie (Story)