1. If you had a warning label, what would it say?

Caution: will implode if not stored in an environment between 65 and 80 degrees.

2. Least favorite tv show?

The Big Bang Theory.

3. What would you sing in karaoke night?

Kim Kardashian’s hit single, “Jam (Turn It Up),” a classic from the 2011 musical era.

4. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?

I actually have black hair. Everything you see is a wig.

5. What would you rather have, Donald Trump’s hair or Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit game?

I secretly wear a replica of Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit under my clothes, at all times, no exceptions.